Quora Answer: Does Donald John Trump Need Help from Toastmasters?

The following is my answer to a Quora question: “Does Donald John Trump need help from Toastmasters?”

Donald John Trump needs a lot more help than any Toastmaster can possibly give.  He needs enlightenment, the sort where the angels come from the heavens and slap him with their trumpets, while a heavenly choir sings, and flying donkeys piss on him.

As good as we are in public speaking, and the art of rhetoric, we do not deal with miracles.  Objectively, Donald Trump is a terrible orator.  Barack Hussein Obama II is an example of an effective orator.  His speeches will be studied and dissected long after he is gone, whatever people may think of his policies.

Donald Trump, on the other hand, left us with gems such as this:  “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best.  They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems.  They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime.  They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they're telling us what we’re getting.”

And this: “I just start kissing them.  It’s like a magnet.  Just kiss.  I don’t even wait.  And when you’re a star, they let you do it.  You can do anything.  Grab them by the pussy.  You can do anything.”

Which Distinguished Toastmaster can fix a speech with quotes like this?  It would be easier to circumcise a rabid polar bear with a pair of tweezers, while getting it to sit on a bed of cacti, and the bear has massive haemorrhoids.