28 November, 2019

Separated by a Common Language

One of the strangest phenomena in the magical world of social media, are random Americans from Trump country having issues with my English.  How it hurts my feelings, and devastates my self-esteem, knowing I will never be able to spell as well as these fine creatures from the dark side of redneck reality.  How it diminishes me, and emasculates me, that I will never have the eloquence and mastery of language, as these intimate lovers of their sisters and mother.

I have been told it is “program”, not “programme”; that it is “kilogram”, and not “kilogramme”; and that it is “monogram”, not “monogramme”.

I have advised that words like “sanitise”, “evangelise”, and “romanticise” should be spelt “sanitize”, “evangelize”, and “romanticize”.

I have been harangued on how “colour”, “humour”, and “neighbour” should be “color”, “humor”, and “neighbor”.

I have been lectured on how, “analyse”, “paralyse”, and “catalyse” should be “analyze”, “paralyze”, and “catalyze”.

I have been reprimanded that it is “apologize”, not “apologise”; “organize”, not “organise”, and “recognize”, not “recognise”.

I have been rebuked on how it should be “defense”, not “defence”; “license”, not “licence”; and “offense”, not “offence”.

I have been reproached on the evils of “analogue”, “catalogue”, and “dialogue”; instead of “analog”, “catalog”, and “dialog”.

I have been corrected that it is “leukemia”, instead of “leukaemia”; that it is “maneuver”, instead of “manoeuvre  “; that it is “estrogen”, instead of “oestrogen”; that it is “pedophilia”, instead of “paedophilia”; that it is “diarrhea”, instead of “diarrhoea”; and so many, many, many more.

It is attributed to George Bernard Shaw, that Britain and America are two nations divided by a common language.  For this, I must squarely blame Noah Webster Jr., and his jihad against “English” English, and for a distinctly American spelling.  Of course, I fully deserve this for taking miseducated English lessons from people who can scarce tell the difference between “their”, “they’re”, and “there”.  I am amazed at people who know only one language, and yet cannot speak it well.


23 November, 2019

AIA Hospitalisation Plan Revisions, November 2019

The following are some revisions for AIA’s HealthShield Gold Max, and its riders, which were implemented on the 11th November 2019.


AIA HealthShield Gold Max
Up to S$2 million limit per policy year, which is the highest in the market.

Up to 13 months pre- and post-hospitalisation benefits, which is the longest in the market.

Extra coverage of up to S$100,000 for 30 critical illnesses per policy year.

Coverage for 26 pregnancy complication conditions, which is the most comprehensive in the market.

AIA Max VitalHealth
Complimentary early detection screening from age 40 onwards for Plan A, which is a first in the market.

Emergency and Outpatient Care Booster optional add-on for Plan A: Covers outpatient treatments due to dengue and HFMD; Covers post A&E Treatment; and Covers Emergency Medical Evacuation and Repatriation.

Minimise the out-of-pocket expenses with competitive premium rates

Enjoy up to 15% discount on renewal premiums depending on the Vitality status.

Additionally, AIA Singapore provides holistic solutions for our Shield customers from diagnosis to recovery:

White Coat – AIA’s exclusive telemedicine partner that lets customers visit a doctor on demand, at their convenience, at a preferential rate.

AIA Quality Healthcare Partner (AQHP) – Consists of 200 Specialists across 26 medical disciplines, carefully handpicked for their industry experience and professionalism.

AIA Hospital & Surgical Pre-approval at selected hospitals, day surgery centres and clinics – a hasslefree process providing worry-free payments for the hospital treatments / surgery

Medix – AIA’s exclusive personal case management that draws from medical knowledge worldwide to tailor treatments for serious conditions for customers insured under AIA HealthShield Gold Max with rider.




22 November, 2019

Quora Answer: Under Singapore Law, is It an Offence to Criticise Foreign Politicians?

The following is my answer to a Quora question: “Under Singapore law, is it an offence for a person to criticise, or slander, foreign politicians, and heads of states, such as Queen Elizabeth II? 

No.  Singapore has no such legislation, covering lese majeste, for either external or internal dignitaries.  In the case of a foreign dignitary, there is the Defamation Act, Cap. 75.  However, any such legal proceedings much take place in Singapore, and filed in country.  I seriously doubt someone truly important and powerful would want to fly in simply to sue an ordinary citizen, and undergo the legal process here. 

Defamation and slander is often difficult to prove and even more difficult to quantify in terms of damages.  If the slander is serious enough to impact a foreign head of state, then there has to be some basis of truth or a malicious campaign that would entail the use of laws other than defamation. 

On a related note, the Head of State of Singapore has very stringent laws protecting the dignity of the office.  As per the Penal Code, Section 121A: 

121A. Whoever compasses, imagines, invents, devises, or intends the death of or hurt to or imprisonment or restraint of the President, shall be punished with death, or with imprisonment for life and shall, if he is not sentenced to death, also be liable to fine. 

Essentially, merely fantasising a violent BDSM tickle-fest of the President’s person could carry the death penalty.  And if they have not hanged you, but merely incarcerated you for life, you will be fined. Such an indignity.



Quora Answer: Will Singapore Invade West Malaysia in the Future?

The following is my answer to a Quora question: “Will Singapore invade, and occupy, West Malaysia in the future to stay relevant?

What has occupying Malaysia got to do with staying relevant?  War is seldom the economically viable option.  Militarily, Singapore would likely win every battle because it has a vastly superior military.  And then we will proceed to lose the war because occupation would sap all our resources, and resistance would kill more people than the battles themselves.

Such an act of aggression would isolate us internationally, dissipate any political goodwill, disintegrate ASEAN, and cost us a major trading partner.  Additionally, many Singaporeans have friends and family across the border.  That means we can discount this being a national unity exercise.  This would likely lead to the collapse of the government, and punitive international sanctions.  We are a trade hub.  Without trade, this country will swiftly decline.

The continued growth and development of the region is a good thing.  When Malaysia prospers, we prosper.  We have a larger, wealthier market for our goods and services, we can take advantage of their hinterland by restructuring our financial services and economic expertise to invest in them, and work towards closer economic cooperation.  That is how we stay relevant.


20 November, 2019

Being Retirement Ready

The average Singaporean has not prepared adequately for retirement.  Most people do not fully consider that their standard of living may drop, with reduced income; or that their lifestyle choices will be constrained by their lack of planning.  Retirement planning is, thus, one of the major areas we should look at.




Diamonds are Not "Forever"

Diamonds are not as rare as people believe.  They are the most common of the precious stones.  The price of diamonds is artificially raised by monopolies such as De Beers, and advertising campaigns that condition people to believe that diamond engagement and wedding rings are tradition.



Keep Calm & Brexit

The near-term outlook of Brexit is grim for the UK economy.  There has been capital flight, a drop in productivity, and reduced foreign direct investment.  The thing is, none of the major parties truly give investors confidence.  Any sort of investment in this market has to be long term, and part of an overall diversification strategy.



Quora Answer: How Do Companies Invest in Each Other?


The following is my answer to a Quora question: “How do companies invest in each other?

There are several way that a company may invest in another.  The simplest way is to take an outright equity stake in the other company by buying shares in the other company.  By buying a certain number of shares, the investing company can gain a seat of the board of the company invested in.  Such a purchase can either take place over the counter where a company builds its position gradually, or it can be via a direct deal between the boards of both companies. Such a deal involves the transfer of funds or equity instruments such as special share placements.  A company can also take equity in another if the latter is in debt to the former.  The creditor company takes an equity stake in lieu of debt.  But this is only likely if the debtor company is projected to provide a decent return on investment, and the creditor company is taking advantage of the situation.  In such a scenario, funds may not change ownership.

Sometimes, to secure a business proposal, two companies will take equity positions in each other.  This may involve issuing new shares, diluting existing holdings, swapping equity, or variations along these options.  Such a scenario does not typically involve fund transfer.  Another common scenario is when a company, by design, takes a majority stake in a company that is a major shareholder of another company.  This is an indirect way of gaining control of a potential strategic partner or competitor.

As can be seen, in the vast majority of scenarios or their variations, actual funds seldom change hands.  Nobody writes a proverbial cheque.



Churn & Burn

Churning is a term applied to the unethical and illegal practice of a broker conducting excessive trading in a client’s account mainly to generate commissions.  It may also refer to insurance advisors getting clients to constantly change their policies to the same effect.



18 November, 2019

Surviving the Trump Presidency: An Investor’s Guide to Navigating Chaos

This was written in November 2019.  The observations that follow reflect the market environment of that period.  They are reproduced here because the analysis remains instructive — and because Donald John Trump has returned to the White House, which means the question of how to invest through a Trump presidency is no longer historical.  It is current.

The Fundamental Problem

Markets dislike uncertainty.  They can price risk.  They cannot price the unknown.  The challenge of a Trump presidency is not that it is uniformly bad for markets — the data does not support that conclusion.  The challenge is that it is unpredictable in a category that markets have no established mechanism for pricing: presidential behaviour.  Previous American presidents — regardless of political affiliation — operated within a broadly consistent framework of institutional constraint, diplomatic convention, and self-interested calculation that made their actions, if not always popular, at least foreseeable.  You could model a Reagan presidency.  You could model a Clinton presidency.  You could model a George W. Bush presidency with reasonable confidence about the range of possible outcomes.

A Trump presidency operates on different principles.  The decision-making framework is personalised rather than institutional.  Policy positions announced on social media at 3 in the morning have the same legal weight as positions developed through the conventional interagency process over months.  Trade wars are initiated and paused on the basis of negotiating dynamics that are opaque to the market until they are not.  Alliances that were considered foundational to the post-war international order are renegotiated or abandoned without notice.  The market, which had priced in decades of institutional continuity, had to reprice for a presidency that treated every established convention as a starting position for negotiation rather than a structural constraint.

What the Market Actually Did

The narrative that a Trump presidency would be an economic catastrophe was wrong.  The S&P 500 rose approximately 70% from Trump’s election in November 2016 to the pre-COVID peak in February 2020.  Corporate tax cuts from the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017, reducing the federal corporate tax rate from 35% to 21%, provided an immediate earnings boost to US-listed companies that the market priced in enthusiastically.  Deregulation across financial services, energy, and environmental sectors removed compliance costs and opened revenue opportunities that added further to corporate earnings.

The investor who concluded in November 2016 that a Trump presidency meant market catastrophe and exited equities was wrong.  The investor who concluded that specific sectors — defence, energy, domestic manufacturing, financials — would benefit disproportionately from the specific policy directions Trump had articulated during the campaign, and positioned accordingly, did very well.

This is the essential lesson of investing through political volatility: the question is not whether the politician is good or bad in the abstract.  The question is what specific policies they will enact, which sectors those policies benefit, which sectors they harm, and how to position accordingly.

The Volatility Premium

The Trump presidency introduced a specific category of risk that requires a specific response: tweet risk.  A single social media post could move individual stocks, entire sectors, or foreign currency markets within minutes.  Boeing’s stock moved on comments about Air Force One contract costs.  Pharmaceutical stocks moved on comments about drug pricing.  The entire Chinese equity market moved on tariff announcements.  Agricultural commodity futures moved on trade war developments.  The speed and unpredictability of these movements made conventional risk management — which assumes that major market-moving information arrives through established channels with some preparation time — structurally inadequate.

The investor’s response to tweet risk is not to predict the tweets.  Nobody can.  The response is to position in assets whose fundamental value is sufficiently robust to absorb the volatility without requiring precise timing.  Quality assets — companies with strong balance sheets, genuine competitive advantages, earnings that do not depend on favourable government policy — absorb political volatility better than leveraged, policy-dependent, or speculative positions.  The investor who holds a leveraged position in a sector specifically targeted by presidential commentary discovers, rapidly and expensively, that leverage amplifies tweet risk in both directions.

The Trade War Dimension

The most significant sustained market-moving development of the first Trump presidency was the trade conflict with China.  Tariffs escalated from a specific list of steel and aluminium in early 2018 to a broad application across hundreds of billions of dollars of Chinese goods by late 2018, producing direct impacts on US corporate supply chains, input costs, and the earnings of companies with significant China exposure.

The market’s initial response — a sharp sell-off in affected sectors — was partially reversed as it became apparent that the trade war, while genuine, was also a negotiating mechanism rather than a permanent restructuring of US-China trade relations.  The Phase One trade deal signed in January 2020 did not resolve the fundamental tensions but provided enough de-escalation to calm markets that had been pricing in continued escalation.

For the investor, the trade war created specific opportunities.  Companies whose supply chains were concentrated in China faced genuine margin pressure.  Companies that had diversified supply chains — or that could benefit from the redirection of manufacturing to Vietnam, Indonesia, Malaysia, and other Southeast Asian economies — saw competitive advantages improve.  The investor who identified this structural shift early and positioned in the beneficiary economies captured a specific and durable tailwind.

Singapore, as a major trade hub and financial centre, was particularly well placed to benefit from this redirection.  Capital and manufacturing activity seeking alternatives to China passed through Singapore’s financial and logistics infrastructure.  The STI underperformed the S&P 500 over the period, but specific Singapore-listed companies with Southeast Asian supply chain exposure outperformed the broader index.

The Dollar and the Interest Rate Environment

Trump’s relationship with the Federal Reserve was openly antagonistic — he repeatedly and publicly pressured Fed Chairman Jerome Hayden Powell to cut rates, criticising the Federal Reserve’s independence in terms that previous presidents had scrupulously avoided.  The Federal Reserve, to its credit, maintained its independence in practice even while enduring the public commentary.

The rate environment during the first Trump presidency moved from a tightening cycle in 2018 — which contributed to the December 2018 market correction, the worst December performance since 1931 — to a pivot toward cuts in 2019 as growth concerns mounted.  The three rate cuts in the second half of 2019 provided the liquidity support that helped markets recover and advance into 2020 before COVID arrived and changed every assumption simultaneously.

For the fixed income investor, the rate environment required continuous reassessment.  The investor who positioned for continued rate rises in 2019 on the basis of 2018's trajectory was wrong by the second half of the year.  Central bank policy under political pressure — explicit or implicit — does not always follow the trajectory that economic fundamentals alone would suggest.

The Sectors That Won

Three sectors outperformed consistently through the first Trump presidency and would likely do so again under similar policy conditions.

Defence was the clearest beneficiary.  Trump’s commitment to NATO allies paying more for their own defence, his expansion of US defence spending, and his general approach to geopolitics as a competitive rather than cooperative domain created sustained demand for defence equipment and services.  Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and Boeing's defence division all performed strongly.

Energy benefitted from systematic deregulation.  The withdrawal from the Paris Agreement, the expansion of offshore drilling licences, the approval of pipeline projects that had been blocked by the previous administration, and the general policy orientation toward fossil fuel production over renewable transition all provided commercial support for the energy sector.

Domestic manufacturing and industrials benefitted from the combination of corporate tax cuts, infrastructure spending rhetoric — which was more rhetoric than action in the first term but supported sentiment — and tariffs that increased the relative cost of imported goods and improved the competitive position of domestic producers.

The Sectors That Did Not

Renewable energy underperformed the market consistently as the policy environment shifted away from the incentive frameworks that had driven its growth under the previous administration.

Multinational consumer goods companies with significant China exposure — including major brands in apparel, electronics, and retail — faced sustained margin pressure from supply chain disruption and tariff costs that could not always be passed to consumers.

Healthcare was volatile throughout — Trump’s commentary on drug pricing created specific downside risk for pharmaceutical companies, though the sector’s fundamental demand drivers meant the underperformance was contained rather than catastrophic.

The Investment Principles That Apply

Several principles apply to investing through any Trump presidency — and, more broadly, through any period of elevated political volatility.

Position in quality.  Companies with strong balance sheets, genuine competitive advantages, and diversified revenue streams absorb political volatility better than leveraged, concentrated, or policy-dependent positions.  The volatility creates opportunities to acquire quality at temporarily depressed prices.  The investor with cash reserves and discipline to deploy them during the sell-offs that tweet risk produces is structurally advantaged.

Diversify geographically.  A Trump presidency affects the US market most directly, but its effects ripple through global trade, currency markets, and diplomatic relationships in ways that create both risks and opportunities in non-US markets.  The Southeast Asian economies that benefit from supply chain redirection, the Asian financial centres that attract capital seeking alternatives to US-denominated assets, and the commodity-exporting economies that benefit from infrastructure spending and defence procurement — all of these provide portfolio diversification that reduces the concentration of tweet risk in any single position.

Maintain liquidity.  The sell-offs that political volatility produces are buying opportunities for the investor who has cash to deploy.  The investor who is fully invested at the beginning of a volatile period has no capacity to take advantage of the dislocations the volatility creates.  A higher-than-average cash balance is not a failure of conviction.  It is an option on future opportunity.

Ignore the noise.  The 24-hour news cycle during a Trump presidency produces a continuous stream of commentary, outrage, analysis, and counter-analysis that creates the impression of constant crisis.  Most of it is irrelevant to long-term investment value.  The investor who makes decisions based on the tone of the morning’s news coverage is making decisions on the wrong variable.  The investor who makes decisions based on fundamental valuation, earnings trajectory, and the structural impact of durable policy changes is making decisions on the right ones.

The Conclusion

A Trump presidency is navigable.  It is not predictable in the conventional sense.  It is volatile in ways that create both risk and opportunity.  The investor who positions defensively, maintains quality, diversifies geographically, holds liquidity, and ignores the noise will find that the volatility creates more opportunity than it destroys — provided the fundamental discipline of long-term thinking is maintained through the periods when short-term noise makes that discipline most difficult.  The market survived the first Trump presidency.  It will survive the second.  The question, as always, is not survival.  It is positioning.


Terence Nunis | Executive Chairman, Equinox Zenith | Author, The 1% Playbook: The Billionaire Cheat Code



Quora Question: What are the Best Options to Invest around $10,000 Monthly for the Next 30 Months?


The “best options” depend entirely on what you want to do with that money at the end of this period.  30 months, however, is a very short investment horizon, but $10,000 monthly is a substantial amount.  Since you are averse to high risk but you have a short investment horizon, that means you require something that is relatively liquid with returns that are adequate enough to at least be higher than inflation.  This limits your options.

Putting such a sum aside monthly means that you can take advantage of dollar cost averaging.  That being the case, put the funds into mutual funds or a collective investment scheme.  Put, perhaps, 40% of it into debt securities for a limited form of capital guarantee.  Put the other 60% into equity securities to ensure that you have adequate returns so that it is worth investing.  The reason why I suggest mutual funds or a CIS is because they allow you to spread the risk across various sectors and markets.  This will also lower your exposure risk since your fortunes are not tied to a single market.  This creates an immediate balanced portfolio.  Also, this investment is relatively liquid.  That means you can take it out at the end of the period.

At low to moderate risk, you are looking at an ROI of between 4.5% to 6.5%, if this is managed properly.  Get the advice of a good financial services consultant to ensure that you put your money in the proper funds.  In general, I tend to recommend a pivot to East Asia, excluding Japan.  It takes effort to screw this up and lose money if this is done properly.



Invest Beyond a Lifetime

With the right sort of planning, and the correct insurance plan, it is quite possible to plan for three generations.



Eight Things About MediShield Life That Should Concern You More Than They Currently Do

MediShield Life is Singapore’s basic universal health insurance, and every citizen and permanent resident is covered by it whether they like it or not.  That is not a criticism.  Universal coverage is a genuine achievement, and Singapore does it better than most countries manage.  The criticism is reserved for anyone who treats MediShield Life as sufficient on its own.  It was never designed to be your entire strategy, and 2026 has made that gap wider, not narrower.  Here are eight things you need to understand. 

One: It was built to cover most bills, not all of them.  MediShield Life was designed to fully cover nine in ten subsidised bills at public healthcare institutions.  It now fully covers just under eight in ten, according to DBS Bank’s own summary of the scheme.  Between 2020 and 2023, payouts rose by 9.8% annually.  Medical inflation is outrunning the scheme’s original design assumptions, and the gap is the part nobody puts on the brochure.

Two: The claim limits have genuinely improved, and you should still not be impressed.  The Ministry of Health has raised the policy year claim limit from $150,000 to $200,000, with daily claim limits for a normal ward stay rising from $1,000 to $1,630, and intensive care unit limits more than doubling from $2,200 to $5,140.  These are real improvements.  They are also improvements calibrated to subsidised public ward bills.  A serious illness treated in a private setting, or a prolonged stay involving newer technologies such as cell, tissue, and gene therapy products, which MediShield Life still does not cover, will blow past these figures without difficulty. 

Three: You now pay more before the scheme pays anything.  The inpatient deductible has increased by up to $1,500, phased in from April 2025.  A new $500 annual outpatient deductible arrives from 1st June 2026, the first time outpatient treatment has carried a deductible at all.  Deductibles paid on one side count toward the other, which is a small mercy, but the direction of travel is unmistakable.  You are shouldering more of the initial cost than you were a few years ago.

Four: Premiums rise sharply with age, and MediSave does not make this invisible.  Annual premiums in 2026 range from roughly $270 for those aged one to twenty, up to $3,800 for those aged seventy-four to seventy-five, before subsidies.  Most working-age Singaporeans pay between $390 and $1,400 a year.  Premiums are typically deducted automatically from MediSave, which is precisely why most people never feel the increases until their MediSave balance tells a different story at retirement.

Five: Government subsidies exist, and they are not a substitute for planning.  The support package accompanying these changes runs to $4.1 billion, with premium subsidies of up to 60% for lower- and middle-income older Singaporeans, intended to more than offset the cumulative premium increases over three years.  This is genuinely generous policy.  It is also targeted relief, not a guarantee that your specific circumstances will be adequately cushioned, particularly if your income sits just above the subsidy tiers.

Six: Integrated Shield Plan riders can no longer cover your deductible.  From April 2026, new riders sold on top of Integrated Shield Plans cannot cover the minimum deductible portion of your bill.  You now pay the first $1,500 to $3,500 yourself, depending on ward class, before any insurance responds at all.  The annual co-payment cap has simultaneously doubled from $3,000 to $6,000.  Insurers such as Prudential have already repriced their riders 30% to 45% cheaper to reflect this, which sounds like good news until you realise the discount exists because the rider now does less. 

Seven: MediShield Life was never engineered for a private hospital or a Class A ward.  An Integrated Shield Plan extends coverage into Class A wards, private hospitals, and often removes the annual claim limit entirely by covering costs as charged, up to limits that run into the millions with several insurers.  MediShield Life alone leaves you in subsidised public wards by default, which is a perfectly respectable outcome for many people, and an entirely unacceptable one for anyone who has planned their life around a different standard of care.

Eight: None of this replaces the conversation you actually need to have.  MediShield Life is the floor, not the plan.  An Integrated Shield Plan closes the gap between subsidised and private care.  Further insurance, including critical illness and income protection, addresses what happens to your finances while you are unable to work, which no hospitalisation scheme touches at all.  Treating MediShield Life as adequate cover is the insurance equivalent of assuming the seatbelt alone will handle the crash.  It helps.  It is not the whole plan.


Terence Nunis | Executive Chairman, Equinox Zenith | Author, The 1% Playbook: The Billionaire Cheat Code






Common Sense is Not so Common

Isaac Asimov wrote, in “I, Robot”, “It is the obvious which is so difficult to see most of the time.  People say, ‘It’s as plain as the nose on your face.’  But how much of the nose on your face can you see, unless someone holds a mirror up to you?”



The Art of the Insult

Have you ever had a time, when you wanted to tell someone off, but were constrained because he was your boss, or, she was your customer, or she was your wife and you did not feel like sleeping on the couch?

An insult is a disparaging remark.  It is verbal riposte, a play on words, and an exaggeration of attributes.  To really hurt, there must be an element of truth.  An insult need not be obscene, profane or vulgar.  Where is the challenge in mere abuse?  There is no class there.

Insults have been used throughout history, in our literature, in our diplomacy, and even in our scripture.  In Ancient Greece and Rome, insults were a genre of plays.  They were both social and political commentary.  Even the works of William Shakespeare were replete with insults.

Closer to our time, from the Romantics era, we have people like Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known as “Mark Twain”, and Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde.  For example, Samuel Clemens once said, “Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.  I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.”

Oscar Wilde once observed, “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”

In the Industrial Age, John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, from the House of Lords, verbally sparred with John Wilkes, from the House of Commons.  So, there is a class element here.  Montagu allegedly said, “Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox,”

Wilkes is reported to have replied, “That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your lordship’s politics or your mistress.”

Closer to our time, we have the apocryphal exchange between Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill, and Viscountess Nancy Witcher Langhorne Astor, who sat on opposite sides of Parliament.  She once exclaimed, “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.”

Churchill replied, “Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.”

Lady Astor said, “Sir, you are drunk.”

Churchill retorted, “That may be so, Madam.  But tomorrow, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly.”

The art of the insult sharpens our wit.  It requires knowledge of the one being addressed, their context and quick thinking.  These are the traits of thinkers, of ponderers and of contemplators.  It moves the masses, and a witty reply lives on, long after people may have even forgotten our names.

How does this apply to us?  A witty retort is better than the ache of swallowing a thousand hurts.  It allows us to have our say before power, without facing the full consequences.  After all, English is a language where “ingenious” is very clever, and “ingenuous” is very stupid.  And knowing the difference between the two, lies the art of the insult.